I like to be treated like a lady. There was a time when that statement didn’t have to be made. The declaration, “I like to wipe my heinie after I go,” would have been met with the same response: “…Well…yes…that’s good to hear. Doesn’t everyone?” To me, that would seem like the natural, ready answer… Read More I Like to Be Treated Like a Lady
If you’re reading this, you either clicked on it because you’re a fan of Donald Trump, or you’re so triggered by the mere mention of him that you just had to see how anyone could like America’s cheetoh-haired, racist, sexist, xenophobic Führer in Chief. Welcome, both of you. It’s hard to get a gauge on Trump’s… Read More Why I’m Thankful for Donald J. Trump
Your sorry isn’t good enough. Your sorry doesn’t matter. Your “sorry” is pathetic to us – to the victims, and the American people. At this point, we need to hear a plea for forgiveness. There is a vast difference between “I’m sorry” and “Please forgive me”. You say “I’m sorry” to someone you bump into… Read More A Deeper Look Into The Pathetic & Horrifying Parenting Of America’s Mass Shooters
“Did you hear about that Key & Peele movie coming out? It was written by the chubby one, not the skinny one. Apparently, it’s a horror movie.” “Jordan Peele made a scary movie?” This was the conversation I had when I first heard about the 2017 American horror film, Get Out, which premiered in January.… Read More I Finally Watched ‘Get Out’ – America’s First Black Supremacist Movie
If I were a Hollywood writer, and I’d been tasked to scribe a new action-hero blockbuster (is that still a term?) involving the current strifes and struggles in California, I’d imagine the conversation would go as such: “Joshua, we need you to make up a villain–so dastardly, so devious, so deceitful, and so utterly flamboyant;… Read More Who the hell is Scott Weiner and why is he making California gayer?
From 970 to 931 BC, King Solomon ruled the kingdom of Israel. During his reign, Solomon’s kingdom became unparalleled by any other; and to this day he remains one of the wealthiest men to have ever lived. Ironically, the mark of this man was not his wealth. King Solomon’s greatest end, his first love, and… Read More Shotgunning the Terrorism Beer – An Essay on Gulping Down Evil
“Welcome to ‘Kidifornia.’ It’s super fun for parents,” says the commercial child actor in Visit California’s newest TV spot. This is followed by a barrage of focus-group-approved and ethnically diverse children listing out all the ways to help your parents behave during their California vacation. “Schedule lots of activities,” says the Asian teenage girl. “And naps,… Read More California legislators want to raise your kids for you